Can I use an anal thermometer? I need to check the temperature of a microwave cake I am baking.
Only themometer I have is called "Anal Themometer"
Says so on the box.
Can I use it or is it too short to use in a cake? |
lolz! a serious question, but a funny one... lolz! okay... if you are just going to determine if the cake is cooked through, you should get a toothpick and poke the center of the cake....
you would know if the cake is cooked already when the toothpick comes out clean without any crumbs sticking on to it...
here you go.. hope this helps! |
I accidently put an anal thermometer in my mouth! Can it hurt me? I thought it was an oral thermometer, turns out it wasn't! and i put it in my mouth. I immediatley brushed my teeth and gargle and spat and everything. Can it hurt me? Can it make me sick?
Any help appreciated! thank you. |
We all assume you wash the thermometer after using it, anyway. So there is a good chance you didn't even get any important germs. The interesting organisms found in feces are not likely to have remained active on a thermometer.
You don't want to make a habit of putting these in your mouth, but no permanent damage has occurred. Your preventive actions were effective too! |
My brother wants to know if an ear thermometer can be used by anal means? he has been sick lately, my mom thinks its swine flu... he took his temperature and it was 97.1 thru an ear thermometer, but then he said he feels really hot and he took it up the butt (lmao at the last 6 sentences) and got 100.7. yesterday he was at 100.8 and he feels the same as yesterday. the thermometer is brand new, he used a different one yesterday. and also he said its not gay taking your temperature up the butt willingly, anyone else disagree? |
| it's pretty damn gay. |
The song Anal Thermometer? who song the song anal thermometer and what are the lyrics to it?? I really need to know the lyrics of it!! |
| The O |
Whats the most accurate thermometer for temperature? I typed in amazon "thermometer" and got several kinds on for ear, mouth or another to put on your forehead. Also remember that film Armageddon where they used an anal thermometer, so that has to be a fairly accurate way of doing it if the guys at NASA are using it.. right?
Im after the most accurate method and the best thermometer that can accomedate it. |
| My parents use the in ear ones too, they seem to work well |
So my dog has a temperature ,so I used a anal thermometer,it got lost,big time,help what do I do?? Every time I go in after it my doggys eye gets real big,and he growls at me,what am I go to do??? |
| use your kitchen tongs, they have a longer reach. I am laughing so hard I can't even answer |