Could I get fired for keeping a dildo in my ***? I keep a dildo in my *** at work, although nobody I work with knows about it. It is quite flexible, so comfort is not an issue. I was more wondering if someone finds out, would that be grounds for firing me? Could they do that?
I'd rather not go into detail as to why I keep it there, but suffice it to say that I need it for incontinence issues. |
The policy at your place of employment is as follows :
DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL
My advice is maybe switch to a buttplug as I heard they stay in place longer and they don't not reach deep into the bowel cavity potentially causes serious injury.
Unfortunately keeping anything larger then a wine cork in your rectum may actually increase you problem of incontinance so I would suggest using the wine cork and a roll of duct tape.
Have a good day sir! |
Can you take a 1 foot dildo up the *** without hurting or damaging your body? Its a really long story, but i was dared to do this from a previous drunk-in conversation with a friend, with a reward or $200.00 |
That's a very complicated question. You're looking at two types of damage that are possible with anal play. Intestinal damage is possible with extreme anal play. You can also damage your sphincter with a toy that has more circumference than necessary.
OK, so let's back up for a minute. Damage has many meanings for different people. When I discuss damage, I define it as anything that can endanger your health and well being. Anal play can be perfectly safe and fun if you take the right steps. It can also lead to serious injury if you go nuts.
First, how experienced are you? If you've engaged in anal play many times, you know that lubricants that are compatible with the sex toy's material are important. But lots of lubricant, whatever the combination, makes anal play much easier and safer.
Next, the length of the dildo and the potential damage from it are relative to your body. Fact is, some people can easily handle a foot long dildo, however I've read data that suggest eight inches is the maximum for average. Then I've read other data that says you can go as long as you want.
None of the data seemed terribly reliable to me. So I use the pain rule. If anything is in me and causing pain - with anal length - even the slightest pain, I stop. A perforated intestine can be quickly lethal and no fun. So you might want to weigh life vs. $200.00.
Anyway, whether or not 12 inches goes in is individual. But you should reconsider your drunken conversation, cast it aside and stick with what is fun. I have an awesome collection of anal toys and NONE of them is longer than 7 inches. After 7 inches, it really is kind of pointless. But I have a friend who loves 10-12 inch dildos, so I can see your interest.
You don't get orgasmic assistance from your intestines. That happens at the prostate, sphincter and perineum. So consider toys that provide stimulation in those areas.
Good luck with your decision. If it were me, I'd let the $200.00 slide and have fun with shorter, more intense toys. |
I love it when my girlfriend sticks a dildo in my *** and spits down my throat? is this normal ? |
| many people like many different things. As long as you and your girlfriend like it, it does no harm. |
I shoved a dildo up my *** for the first time, and when i was done, my *** feels kinda weird? It feels like it's streched, it that okay, or should i be worried |
| It is OKAY |
My girlfriend wants to put a dildo up my ***? 'nough said? |
'Nuff said.
Male-recipient anal stimulation is increasingly growing in popularity as it is more openly discussed, shown in film and television, and given a name by Dan Savage: pegging. The prostate is often called the "male G-spot" and can produce intense orgasms in men (of course, much like the female G-spot, not all men like prostate stimulation- however, a good majority seem to receive pleasure from anal play; if not full penetration, then perhaps a finger, light touch or pressure on the anus, or analingus).
If you wanna try it, go for it.
If not, tell her so.
Frankly, I find the idea ridiculously hot and I'd be a little disappointed if my boyfriend wouldn't even entertain the idea. |
I put a dildo up my *** 1st time? last night i was very drunk new years eve and all any way i came home drunk put on y wifes make up pink corset and panties and heels while i was masterbateing i got an idea to put her dildo in my *** i put a condom over and put it in while wanking on full vibe now the next day my *** is sore and red and i cant walk properly will this go away soon as i have to go and see people today |
| Everything will return to normal except you we imagine - Have fun P&P :-) |
My girlfriend shoved a dildo up my *** during sex!!?!?!? IDK what to do i just stopped and walked out with it still in my ***. She got mad and left how should i tell her i dont like it ? |
| Just tell her you don't get down like that and not to do it again. |
The best thing to use for an *** dildo ? say whatever you want if your offensive i will report for abuse you know what i asked the question is pretty basic okay so i aint gonna describe it
10 points best answer xx |
| A dildo. From a sex store or website. There's nothing around the house you can use. EVER. |
I like girls but i found a dildo and sucked on it, plus put it in my ***...whats going on with me? i am a male, i have liked girls my whole life, i love being with them and i love doing stuff with them, but when i stayed at my friends house i found his moms dildo when they hired me to feed there animals while they were outta town, and i suck on it and put it in my ***...i like it...but i like girls...whats happening? |
| You are Bi-Sexual BUT never do that again as you dont know if someone dildo was in a STD pussi or in their ***. |
My granny caught me masturbating to gay gang bang, i also had a dildo stuck up my ***, what should i do? we live together |
| Put a lock on your door. |